"I don't really know much about the history of Gravesend. The town’s per capita average weight of fake gold likely outweighs most Zurich banks, while the number of sportswear-clad ****** exhibiting naff tattoos, spiky but balding hair, lardy girlfriends and parents with the combined IQ of a ******** housefly seems to increase massively every week. Here's a guide to some of the villages around Gravesend that property buyers and renters might consider in their house-hunting. Huddersfield jumped to second place last year, having hit the top spot in 2018. I've lived here for too long.". Oldham ranked 17th and Rochdale came in 23rd. I haven't been down to the prom recently so I can't say if that's pleasant. Whether it be for those requiring decorative artwork from a key on ones car, those seeking verbal abuse, those wanting to taste the locally produced imported Belgian Beer, or those who simply have no sense and a will for foolhardiness…..Gravesend is the place for you! I have a gang of about 20 that hang out in my street and they even bring their kids in prams with them on the weekend so that their Nan doesn’t have to take them down the Bingo hall! Once most famous for the White Cliffs, Dover is now known as the number one worst place in Britain to live, summed up by the opinion of one resident: “Dover, as we all know, is the gateway to Europe, and most people that stop here for any reason are normally glad they can leave it … "It still has a department store as well so it's really useful to come to somewhere that isn't just a cookie cutter High Street," he explained. Y DO YOUZ LOT BOVA MAKIN UP A ***** SITE JST 2 BAD MOUF *****! (note, this does not require an answer). "It would be better if we got a few shops back - either the big ones that have gone like Marks and BHS or more nice little independent shops. The Hudd was apparently in the lead early in the competition but ran out of steam, rolling back to number 3. "Other than that it's just like any other town really but it's the location that makes it a bit better than everywhere else with its ease of getting to places.". Tidy the town up and make it look more presentable.". All the ***** in Gravesend are complete twats! Sun Online … The spiritual home of the ****. The data shows more crime in Trinity than anywhere else, while the safest was Cliviger and Worsthorne. Moreover, the short-skirt brigade of chavgirls, in their 26ft-diameter plastic white earrings fail to appreciate that cellulite and belly fat will be their lot once their first baby pops out at 15. The ***** like to hand out in the local ‘Pigeon House’on Windmill Hill. 'I just can't think of anything, there's just so much of it run down now', Get the latest news and features from Kent direct to your inbox. At the end of the day, moving location is a balancing act – one area won’t necessarily fulfil everything that you are looking for. For the more distinguished food lover, a Weatherburger is available from the Robert Pocock, a unique public house which also serves a variety of traditionally made WKD’s and Smirnoff Ice’s. A survey by iLiveHere back in 2017 ranked the town at seventh on the list of 10 worst places. Gillingham, Chatham. "My favourite thing is the coffee - Costa coffee," he said with a smile as he struggled to think of positive things to say. The 33-year-old who works as a cleaner said: "It's gone downhill. Hull. "Although Dartford has lots of good restaurants now, it really lacks if you want a good retail space whereas Gravesend has large shops, department stores, independent shops and it has some restaurants and bistros too so it's a good place. This ‘Pigeon House’ is a dark, old, musty building where the ceiling looks like it … "I can't even say the bus routes are any good because my girlfriend has to get one from Dartford and it's a nightmare.". The proximity to London? (more…). (1120 crimes in Mar 2021) See Details. Welcome to Gravesend. (1012 crimes in Mar 2021) See Details. This should allow ample time to walk away whilst the youths first overcome their confusion, then reveal their genuine DKNY time-pieces and then wonder why they do not seem to be working, and then discuss amongst themselves how ‘blingin’ eachothers watches are. I work in London so that's the main thing for me as it's so easy. The economy's crashed. A survey by iLiveHere back in 2017 ranked the town at seventh on the list of 10 worst places. Thinking of dining in Gravesend? To encourage this programme, discounted Kappa clothing is available from Dave in the market square innit. It's all charity shops so I'm not awfully keen on it. Peterborough has been voted as the worst place to live in the UK, closely followed by Huddersfield and Liverpool. "The town's got everything that you need shopping-wise and you've got Bluewater just round the corner at a 10 minute drive away. Well done Gravesend *****, the world laughs at you in your hovels, your souped-up Ford Capris and the nightly kicking you take form your **** dad every Friday night. Pete Bresser, 59, works as a photographer and his favourite thing about Gravesend is in fact all of the independent shops which tempt him into making the trip from his home in Dartford. It's more pleasant to walk around. An ENDLESS supply. The girl would have been ‘Fingere innit mush’ by the age of 9 and probably would have had *** with Tyler from down the road, got pregnant and had a child called Anita. "The places that are near it kill it like Bluewater, now the towns are just houses, houses, houses. RM8 Dagenham, Becontree, Becontree Heath (Greater London) 55 2. "It's a shame to see empty places but it's just a sign of the times and hopefully that will get better as we supposedly move out of austerity.". Much has been made about Chatham *****, but I believe that Gravesend is the true birthplace of Chavdom. "They are getting more restaurants in and that's a positive and the bars here are a positive. Something went wrong, please try again later. Join the debate below. Anyhow, here is what five people in Gravesend had to say when asked what their favourite thing about the town was. Chalk. Well, Gravesend as a whole is one of Kent’s finest **** establishments (one of the only places more ****** I have found is Broadstairs). Lesley Bayldon lives in the outskirts of Gravesend in Shorne West and her favourite thing is the fact that there is an abundance of countryside all around the district. The boys will also genuinly hate you, and demand money constantly, and demand it even if you just gave them your last fifty, or monkey or something which they will call it. "Outside the Woodville Halls actually looks quite nice now so if everywhere could look more like that it would look much nicer and people would enjoy it more. The ***** like to hand out in the local ‘Pigeon House’on Windmill Hill. Many of the Pikies you see in Chatham high street actually come from Gravesend, down the rail line. Gravesend was last week ranked among the top 10 worst places to live in the country by a controversial website. Satirical website ilivehere.co.uk has been asking people to vote in their annual top 10 worst places to live in England poll - and Huddersfield has been bumped to third place for 2020. "Clawing one place up the roll call of grim to this year’s No.5 is everyone's favourite t**d … Neighbours Wigan also came in at 20th, with Bolton 29th. Admittedly, asking people what their favourite thing about Gravesend seemed to be an even harder task than getting blood out of a stone. There are, however, areas which ***** seem to prefer over others. By ******* I mean someone who offers them selves on a plate to random young boys. You can be living on what was once a decent estate and there will be burnt out houses, cars getting broken into, the locals are all thick, there is nothing to do, it is dangerous to go into town at night, the pubs are full of nutters or under age drinkers looking for fights, it is an ugly place – an oil refinery over the Thames, it is full of Pikies and other outcasts / rejects, DO NOT GO THERE! All articles are for entertainment purposes only and are satire. … iLiveHere name Peterborough the worst place to live in the UK again and the reasons are so savage. Girls-Your beautiful little girls will become a professional ******* by the age of 12. Inside this house is an endless supply of ciggarette butts and Stella Artois cans. He explained: "The commute to London is 23 minutes on the train. DER AINT NAINK RNG WID GRAVESEND AT ALL, SO Y BOVA POSTIN MSGZ SAYIN OW **** IT IZ… NO1 HU LIVEZ ERE SEEMZ 2 AV A PROB WID IT OVAWISE DEY WUD MOVE! (You will see them at Charing Cross Station in London – that is the end of the lien for them – yes, they all come from Gravesend.). Whilst Rochdale and Oldham have dropped out of the top ten from 2020, they both still appeared in the larger list of 50 worst places to live in England. Another theory suggests that the name Gravesham may be a corruption of the words grafs-ham – a place "at the end of the grove". When you subscribe we will use the information you provide to send you these newsletters. Well lets see now…Gravesend must have been one of the first **** spots in England, excluding Chatham of course. DAAN THE PROM INNIT = Referring to a local area of beauty, the Gravesend Promenade. SERIUSLY ENT NUN OV YA GT NEFIN BETA 2 DO DEN BAD MOUF CHAVZ. If you can afford it, the outer villages such as Shorne, Chalk, Higham, Vigo etc are beautiful. Find the best places to live with our guide to the finest towns, villages, cities and suburbs in the UK for 2021. 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Gravesend offers a range of international cuisine. Another local spot for the **** is Bluewater. What can I say about the place – other than it is the haemorhoids on the **** of Britain. Visitors should be aware that the local youth are very active in defending the proud image and name of Gravesend and may politely confront those who walk past them or go about their own business peacefully. Take a walk through the town centre and you will find an abundance of ***** – it’s like being in a zoo. In the past, this East Yorkshire port city has been ranked the worst place to live in England - but … Some places score very well for quality of life, but the cost of living is much higher. Do not go and live there under any circumstances! Kiev, Ukraine — 47.8/100 points. They try and force you to buy a flower – tell them firmly to go away. If in doubt, simply ask the youths for the time. BRADFORD — According to uSwitch, Bradford officially has the worst quality of life in the UK. These are available from any local poundshop and can be bought in a variety of designs (so long as they resemble the burberry tartan). "That's right, when you leave Medway you think 'surely things can't get worse'.". It is the also the only European city in … A Very Brief Walk Around The River Part Of Gravesend In Northern Kent....(c) 2020 An Unexplained Produktion (c) 2020 Places To Live In The UK Jack Davies-Fletcher, 26, of Canal Road, has lived in Gravesend for two years after moving down from Hertfordshire. "Clawing one place up the roll call of grim to this year’s No.5 is everyone's favourite t**d … What they say: … Gravesend was rated one of the worst places to live in the whole of the UK less than two years ago. Scroll down to see the 10 worst cities to live in the world in 2017, according to the ranking. The town is declining, and Bluewater isn't as good as it use to … And we have a specialist Facebook group covering traffic and travel across the south east, where we provide the latest updates from any incidents on the roads or trains. Rotherham. U LOT R PRBZ ALL ***** LIL GRUNGERZ NEWAY DATZ Y UV GT A ***** PROB! Gravesend girl now living in Cambridge! One person told me "I only work here but if I didn't, I wouldn't like to come here" while another said "Nothing. NUFF SED!!! Y DNT U FIND SUMMIN BETA 2 DO LYK GOIN OUT N GETIN A LIFE INSTED OV SPENDIN IT SITTIN IN FRONT OV A COMPUTA SLAGIN US ALL OFF! Boys-Your little wonderous boys will eventually turn into a lil ****. ***** in Gravesend certainly think that they are hard, and unfortunatly, yes, the little ***** Bois do attack people from inside a bin. Here, customers can purchase such culinary delights as “Cheesebur-ga en Chips innit”. Wallis Park is very much like a “butlins from hell”, and the holiday theme is carried out particularly in the summer when many half-naked children run around and loud B*witched music is being played. As for the **** of Southend – they are the lowest of the race – completely thick, no culture, education or self respect – only the love of the max – powered wreck of a car and shagging some thick 14 year old with perm and Croydon face lift. (more…). The promenade along the River Thames? Take a look at the list below to see how safe is it where you live. Some of the world's major cities are becoming tougher places to live due to rising political and social unrest, as well as growing threats of terrorism. Gravesend Town Centre Gravesend was rated one of the worst places to live in the whole of the UK less than two years ago. I think that Gravesend still has a lot to offer. Given the apparent 24hour sunlight, residents have evolved into wearing a baseball cap 24hours a day 7days a week. Ashford - Victoria - 152 crime reports. That this government should use a Strategic nuclear warhead to flatten the place – ok you are left with a radioactive crater, but anything is better than what is there now, and it is for the good of the country. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? "They are trying to do their best for it but like Dartford, it's all second-hand shops, nail bars and fast food - nothing else. Tilbury Fort? 10 of the worst places to live in the UK Peterborough Doncaster Huddersfield Rochdale Rotherham Nottingham Keighley Wakefield Stoke-on-Trent Halifax Jaywick is officially the most deprived neighbourhood in England (Image: Getty Images) Comedy website I Live Here specialises in savage reviews of UK towns, mostly written by the locals who know them best. Worst street in the ward: In or near High Street. How has this fleapit of south-eastern chavdom escaped mention thus far? Ah Gravesend…. "We live in a difficult time for retail but Gravesend is still doing some pretty good stuff. Prioritising certain elements, or making a checklist of likes and dislikes that you can tally up, are both great ways to decide if you’d like to live in one area over another. In April, there … "I only moved here because my girlfriend lived in the Canterbury area so it was like a halfway point for us. Set on the banks of the River Thames, Gravesend is a beautiful, cultural town which has everything to offer its residents and visitors. Anything by Kappa will surffice. Well lets see now…Gravesend must have been one of the first **** spots in England, excluding Chatham of course. Brompton, Chatham. The love to hang out outside Muckdonalds or down the prom. Do you want to stay up to date with everything that's happening across the county with KentLive? By the age of 10 they will have either started smoking or have lost their virginity to some girl called Janine or something like that. East Riding of Yorkshire, North. They will often have more than one boyfriend and will become little Harlots. Gravesend has nothing going for it, the only locals left are white trash and pensioners who can’t afford to move out. For a round-up of the day's top stories direct to your inbox, subscribe to our newsletter here. Unless of course, you want to start lowering your IQ, losing any ‘culture’ you may have, and generally start regressing back to an amoeba. Generally I'd much rather come to Gravesend than I would to Dartford. The “Wallis Park Region” is a very interesting place – taxi drivers refuse to enter it, and I have experienced first-hand the attempted stoning and outside riding of minibuses. Set on a bed of chalk and flint, the village was a centre … I think it has still got a draw here but it would struggle if it lost Debenhams. "Being so close to London was the selling point really, it's there or Ebbsfleet. Credit: John Lord (Creative Commons) Where? Each visit to Wallis Park will unearth different “teasures” to be found in the car park area, such as army vehicles, printers, mattresses and washing machines. It is impossible to describe the increasing **** culture of the town unless you live there. Do you have a favourite haunt or a pet hate? These are very sad ***** that like to shag in abandoned garages and are nearly all Gingers! Rotherham. For What's On content such as the latest openings, events, and shopping news see here. We've gone round to have a look at the fort and that's quite cool with all the guns right next to us. I'd rather go to Sevenoaks or somewhere like that if I'm going to a town. Hull has been ranked as the second worst place to live in the UK - and people are not happy. It includes Halifax, Wakefield, Keighley, Huddersfield and Doncaster. You can also follow KentLive on Twitter here, as well as on our Instagram page where we share great pictures of Kent. Describing Gravesend, the survey said: "It's a well known fact, the further you travel up the M2 in north Kent, the more grim the urban conurbations become. Gravesend has also made the top 10 worst UK towns Dover, described as the worst place to live in England in 2017, is "straight in at number one". iLiveHere uses cookies to serve you lovely personalised ads, you have to be cool with that: Hamilton the so called posh area of Leicester, Loughborough Junction or should that be Laughborough, Weybridge the wealthy town, but that’s just the council, Bath – Just Because It’s Posh, Doesn’t Mean It’s Pleasant. The capital of Kiev saw the biggest decline in terms of liveability — 21.4 points — of all 140 cities surveyed. No-one's injected any money into it so from when I was younger and definitely from the stories my mum told me from when she was younger, it's all pound shops and cheap stores now. They can’t afford Burberry (not even fake) and love to drink White Lightning and Wife Beater until they start a fight with each other or some poor defenseless 12 year olds! Some important translations for visitors: INNIT = Does it not? What can I say? Chalk is now part of the urban area of Gravesend, but this former village, lying between the A226 Rochester Road and the River Thames, is famously where Charles Dickens took his honeymoon with his wife Kate. The worst places to live in England has been revealed on a rubbish towns list - which shows the worst places to live in the country. ***** in Gravesend certainly think that they are hard, and unfortunatly, yes, the little ****** Bois do attack people from inside a bin. Here are the worst 20 list in full: 1. Share. Live in Gravesend? HULL. I take my dog out every day and it's my favourite thing about living here. "We've got a few bars and some places to eat are quite nice but it just doesn't look nice. If so, please email lets.move@theguardian.com by … The big high street names still flourishing alongside the Borough Market? YA ALL ***** MOUF N TLK OUT YA ***** ****!! A list of the 50 worst places to live in England has been published. "There's not really too many activities as I don't go out drinking as that's not my thing. TRUST THO IF YA CM DWN GRAVESEND U WUDNT SAI NE OV D STUF U SAI ON ERE 2 A CHAVZ FACE! As he works in London, the close proximity to the capital was the main factor in moving to the town and his favourite thing about living here. All the figures are available on the Police.UK website and show the latest crime figures for each neighbourhood and policing area, as well as the type of crimes recorded. 10. To advertise this, drivers ensure onlookers will take notice by playing ‘music’ at top volume, free of charge to the local area. Conversations with many of the locals is challenging to say the least, and you must watch out for flying coca-cola cans etc. That would bring a bit more life into it. It's taken the shoppers out of the towns. Here's the link to our main Facebook page where we share our latest stories, including anything from breaking news to features, court coverage and much, much more. (1265 crimes in Mar 2021) See Details. One even said it should have been destroyed during WW2 . The top 10 in the list published by by satirical website I Live Here included Peterborough, Hull, Halifax and Torquay. Top 10 Worst Crime Areas in Kent. Here the **** can frolic and play by the lakes edge, or if they dont wish to do this they can ‘moosh’ on over to the escalators and ‘Hang’ there for 3 hours before there **** parents rings and swears many times at the child. The night life in Gravesend can be very boisterous in both a positive way and a bad way, Kicking out times in the pubs and clubs within the town centre basically turn Gravesend into a less than desirable place, Unless you live within the town centre though I … You will find some of the earliest Christian Churches in England with surprising collections of medieval brasses, stained glass and craftsmanship from many stages of church architectural history. "I seldom come into the town centre. She said: "There's some lovely walks around Shorne, Cobham, Meopham and the river. This ‘Pigeon House’ is a dark, old, musty building where the ceiling looks like it will fall down all the time. Visit any pub after 10pm on a weekend night and you invite the permanent imprint of a chip-******** sovereign ring upon your chin. He is currently working on a primary school that he hopes will help improve the town. But surely there must be something good about it? Ten worst places to live in England. The “Kings Farm Region” is on the outskirts of Gravesend and is a great hangout for *****, whose local pleasures include the bombing of phone boxes, industrial-strength garden firework displays and stealing cars and crashing them into doctors’ surgeries. "I just can't think of anything, there's just so much of it run down now. The TOP 10 WORST places to live in #Britain have been revealed! Pursuing my quest to find the positive things about Gravesend, I perused the town centre, grabbing people for a quick chat about what they liked most. GAAN DAAN THE SPOONS INNIT= this refers to frequenting the before-mentioned Robert Pocock public house. They put Peterborough at Number one, closely followed by Huddersfield and Liverpool. Frank Carr asserts that the name derives from the Saxo… Ever the forward thinkers, young residents of Gravesend have made slight modifications to their automobiles in order to enhance their performance. A note to the reader: DONT go to Gravesend if you want to have a peaceful existance as the ***** will invade your home with beer cans (Stella Artois of course), Another note: DONT have children in Gravesend-here’s why:-. Do you live in Kirkcudbright and the Colvend coast? Every year tourists flock to the UK for its picturesque countryside and top landmarks but residents of some of British towns have warned visitors to run a mile. THE most dangerous places to live in the UK where residents are most at risk of theft, sex crimes and violent attacks can be revealed today. "I only come in if I've got a specific reason for doing so, I don't just wander about for no reason.". = this is stated after every sentance to confirm the validity of the statement put forth by the local Gravesendian. DER ENT EVEN NEFIN RNG WID US, ITZ ***** PRIKZ LYK U LOT HU GOEZ RND CHATTIN **** GIVIN US A BAD NAME! For example, the “Dickens/Denton Region” which houses the occasional horses, plus large consignments of stolen building materials, ***** caravans and oddly-painted houses. Grammar school is excellent for secondary education. "It's pedestrianised as well most of the time apart from the buses. iLiveHere.co.uk published its annual survey revealing the worst places to live in the England based on a poll. Recorded as Gravesham in the Domesday Book of 1086 when it belonged to Odo, Earl of Kent and Bishop of Bayeux, the half-brother of William the Conqueror, its name probably derives from graaf-ham: the home of the reeve or bailiff of the lord of the manor. Literally. Share with: Link: Copy link. UR ALL ***** MOUF ON D NET N **** BT WEN IT CMZ DWN 2 IT U ***** **** YASELVEZ. Alex Allodi grew up in Gravesend but moved out of the town to West Kingsdown in Sevenoaks five years ago. David Bunyan, 64, lives in Temple Hill in Dartford but works in Gravesend as a builder.
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